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NEEBS JAZZ Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

A timeless sweatshirt built for everyday wear. Designed with a clean silhouette, ribbed crew neck, and flat hem, it works just as well layered as it does on its own. Soft fleece on the inside, structured on the outside, and comfortable enough to become your default without you noticing it happened.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather: 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

from $39.99
Emotional Support Hoodie
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie. This is that hoodie.
Soft, warm, dependable, and doing a lot of emotional labor on your behalf.

The Neebs Emotional Support Hoodie is what you reach for when it’s cold, when it’s late, when you’re tired, or when you just don’t want to explain yourself. It’s smooth, comfortable, and quietly reassuring, like coffee, but wearable.

Perfect for cooler evenings, early mornings, overthinking sessions, and pretending you’re fine.

Warning: may reduce the urge to answer questions.

Details (because apparently that matters):
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (warm, but not aggressive)
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and less pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord (for hiding)
• Quarter-turned body to avoid that weird crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket for hands, phone, or emotional baggage
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. Honestly, same.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
from $32.99
Emotional Support Water Bottle
Hydration, but make it easy. This 32 oz insulated bottle keeps drinks cold while you move through workouts, long days, or whatever chaos you signed up for. The wide-mouth foldable straw helps prevent spills, and the rotating handle makes it easy to carry when your hands are already full.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid with wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz (950 ml) capacity
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating carry handle
• Includes anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Care: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand wash only, like a responsible adult.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$29.99
NEEBS Cuffed Beanie
A snug, form-fitting beanie designed for everyday wear. Warm without being bulky, it’s an easy staple that works with just about anything. Simple, comfortable, and unisex, because heads are heads.

• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• Soft, warm, and lightweight
• 12″ (30 cm) length
• Hypoallergenic
• Unisex fit
• Hand washable
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$19.99
NEEBS organic ribbed beanie
Simple, comfortable, and made with the planet in mind. This ribbed beanie is lightweight and breathable, making it easy to wear year-round, indoors or out. The soft organic cotton feels natural on the skin while the cuffed design keeps the look timeless and versatile.

• 100% organic cotton
• Soft, breathable, and lightweight
• Antiallergic natural fabric
• Classic cuffed fit
• Blank product responsibly sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$21.99
Mind Your Own Mug - Enamel Mug
Every happy camper needs a mug that can keep up. This lightweight enamel mug is built for coffee, tea, soup, or whatever is getting you through the day. Use it at home, take it on a hike, or clip it to your bag like you’re outdoorsy on purpose.

Durable, simple, and endlessly useful. Basically, it’s a mug that doesn’t judge your lifestyle choices, just supports them.

Details:
• Enamel mug with white coating and silver rim
• Lightweight, durable, and multifunctional
• Perfect for hot drinks or hot meals
• Lead and BPA-free
• Height: 3.14″ (8 cm)
• Diameter: 3.25″ (8.25 cm)
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product responsibly sourced from China

Attention! Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating.

Disclaimer: The Enamel Mug is susceptible to staining when used with certain beverages, including coffee, tea, and natural juices. That’s a normal characteristic of enamel products and not specific to our mug alone. Due to the enamel’s rough and porous surface texture, particles from these drinks may easily adhere to the mug, resulting in stains over time. Stains can be effectively removed by applying lemon juice or soda to the affected area and gently scrubbing with a hard sponge.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$15.00
NEEBS Signature Candle

Light it once and suddenly your space smells like someone has their life together.

This limited-edition Neebs Christmas candle is hand-poured in small batches by Village Apothecary and designed to turn your home into a cozy, festive refuge from holiday nonsense. The scent blend of pomegranate, pine, orange peel, and cinnamon is warm, fresh, and just sweet enough. Think winter cabin energy without the frozen toes.

Available in 4 oz and 8 oz, it’s perfect for holiday gatherings, quiet nights under a blanket, or strategically masking the smell of burnt cookies and stress.

The long burn time means it lasts through gift wrapping, hosting, and at least one existential holiday spiral. Use it as a centerpiece, a mood reset, or a polite signal that yes, you are in fact relaxing.

Light it. Breathe. Pretend everything is under control.

from $11.00
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