Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie. This is that hoodie.
Soft, warm, dependable, and doing a lot of emotional labor on your behalf.
The Neebs Emotional Support Hoodie is what you reach for when it’s cold, when it’s late, when you’re tired, or when you just don’t want to explain yourself. It’s smooth, comfortable, and quietly reassuring, like coffee, but wearable.
Perfect for cooler evenings, early mornings, overthinking sessions, and pretending you’re fine.
Warning: may reduce the urge to answer questions.
Details (because apparently that matters):
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (warm, but not aggressive)
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and less pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord (for hiding)
• Quarter-turned body to avoid that weird crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket for hands, phone, or emotional baggage
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. Honestly, same.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie. This is that hoodie.
Soft, warm, dependable, and doing a lot of emotional labor on your behalf.
The Neebs Emotional Support Hoodie is what you reach for when it’s cold, when it’s late, when you’re tired, or when you just don’t want to explain yourself. It’s smooth, comfortable, and quietly reassuring, like coffee, but wearable.
Perfect for cooler evenings, early mornings, overthinking sessions, and pretending you’re fine.
Warning: may reduce the urge to answer questions.
Details (because apparently that matters):
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (warm, but not aggressive)
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and less pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord (for hiding)
• Quarter-turned body to avoid that weird crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket for hands, phone, or emotional baggage
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. Honestly, same.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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